Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Joanne---Dave Barry and Valentine's Day

Hi Everyone,
Please share a chuckle with me.
For this month, I'm sharing Dave Barry's brief opinion on Valentine's Day. Enjoy!


WHAT WOMEN WANT: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.

WHAT MEN WANT: Tickets for the World Series

Me again: OK, is he right? :)
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24 comments:

  1. Judith KeimFebruary 8, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    Pretty much...lol

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  2. Dawn Marie HamilronFebruary 8, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    Hi, Joanne. Thanks for the hump-day chuckle. He's got the women part right, but my DH hates baseball. He'd rather go sailing. :)

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    Mine would be happy with the sex.

    Selena Fulton

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  4. Barbara BettisFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    Thanks for the smile today. And, yep, it pretty much hits it on the head. But that's ok. As long as he's mastered (along with "I Love You")the important two words-"Yes, Dear."

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  5. Barbara BettisFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    Thanks for the smile today. And, yep, it pretty much hits it on the head. But that's ok. As long as he's mastered (along with "I Love You")the important two words-"Yes, Dear."

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  6. Barbara BettisFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    Thanks for the smile today. And, yep, it pretty much hits it on the head. But that's ok. As long as he's mastered (along with "I Love You")the important two words-"Yes, Dear."

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  7. Barbara BettisFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    Thanks for the smile today. And, yep, it pretty much hits it on the head. But that's ok. As long as he's mastered (along with "I Love You")the important two words-"Yes, Dear."

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  8. NightingaleFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    Actually for Valentine's Day, I wanted a tall, blond, blue-eyed gorgeous man with long hair to do all those things women want. tee hee OR an Aston Martin Vanquish. I think he is right though.

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  9. CarlaFebruary 8, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    We've been to the World Series. Mine wants more. Like for the Bills to win the SuperBowl, and for me to show up with a fresh loaf of bread in each hand while a pizza is cooking in the oven. Oh and don't forget the beer.

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  10. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Judy,
    You're right--that pretty much sums it up.

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  11. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    Dawn,
    My DH would rather watch football--but either way, it's a man thing.

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  12. Mary MarvellaFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    I's close! I want to be held, etc, by a a man who knows how to ravish me and make me want to ravish him. Hugs and kisses are good, too.

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  13. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    "Yes, dear" works for me, Barbara, along with my "honey do" list.

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  14. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    Linda,
    The car or the man--what a dilemma! :)

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  15. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    Carla,
    That's the way to a man's heart--through his stomach. LOL!

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  16. Barbara MonajemFebruary 8, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    I think guys want tickets to (whichever sports final) AND to be hugged, listened to, etc. :)

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  17. Lynn CahoonFebruary 8, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    Only if his team is playing... LOL.

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  18. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    MM,
    Sounds great---Where is that man who wants to hold and kiss and ravish? :)

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  19. morganFebruary 8, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    I think it all depends on the man and the woman. I know I want to be loved and appreciated. Guess what, that's exactly what my sweetie wants too

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  20. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 10:01 PM

    Barbara M.,
    Yes, guys definitely want tickets to their favorite sporting event. Mine loves football and hockey.

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  21. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    Lynn,
    In my husband's case, his team is always playing. Seems like football season lasts for months and months.

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  22. JosieFebruary 8, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    Morgan,
    That is so sweet! Your guy sounds wonderful.

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  23. Mary RicksenFebruary 9, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    I hate football!
    Truly it reminds me of Sunday nite and football and school!
    So I'm kinda glad DH doesn't care about it either.

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  24. JosieFebruary 10, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Mary,
    Should I admit it here? I don't like football, either. But, I like football food for the Super Bowl, and usually enjoy the half-time show.

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