Josie Riviera--Dave Barry Christmas tree adventure

Hi Everyone, Well, it's the 8th of the 9th (OK it's really the 9th), and I want to share a Dave Barry excerpt. Ready for a chuckle? "We should be grateful that the early Germans, who thought up the Christmas tree tradition, didn't decide to drag home some large foreign organism that is even LESS appropriate for interior use than a tree. Imagine what Christmas would be like today if they had used, for example, a moose. We'd have millions of families driving home with a dead Christmas moose strapped to the roof of their car; and then Dad would spend hours trying to get the moose to fit into a cheesey $4.99 drugstore moose stand; and then thhe whole family would decorate it, and then, as everybody gathered around in admiration, it would topple majestically to the ground. So it would be essentially the same as what we do now, except that Dad would not get sap in his hair." LOL! Please share your own Christmas tree adventures, which hopefully will not include a dead moose! While you're enjoying the holidays, I'm thrilled to announce my debut Inspirational Regency romance is available on Kindle. SEEKING PATIENCE. Check out the emotional and heart-wrenching romance between a Rom (Gypsy) and a dowager countess. SEEKING PATIENCE