It's the 8th of the month, and time for a chuckle. Again, I'm sharing the hilarious Dave Barry's thoughts on the steps to mating. Hope you enjoy!
"Men are always trying to rush through the mating steps. Stand next to any construction site, and when an attractive woman walks past, you'll hear guy construction workers suggesting that she go directly to like, Step 74. This approach NEVER works. Construction workers have been trying it since they built the pyramids, and not in all that time has a woman ever said: "That's a great idea! Let's have carnal relations, right now, on this pile of dirt!" And yet guys keep trying. Why? Because we're dumber than fruit flies. Fruit flies at least have some clue what their mating ritual is supposed to consist of, whereas human guys get most of their information from letters written by imaginary people to Penthouse magazine."
Me again: Well, what do you think? Are guys as dumb as fruit flies? LOL! Please leave a comment.