Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!
How does your hair look today?
I’m sharing a hilarious Dave Barry account of his hair-styling adventures. Who said only women care about their hair? :)
Here it is. Hope you enjoy:
“I’ve been trying for more than forty years to get my hair to form a simple part, such as can be found on Al Gore, and Ken, the doll. Every morning after my shower, I attempt to style my hair with a brush and hair dryer. I cannot tell you how hilarious my hair thinks this is. You’re heard of “free-range” chicken? I have “free-range” hair. It laughs and dances in the blow-dryer breeze, humming “Born Free.” When I’m done, it looks the same as when I started. It is no closer to forming a part than Dom DeLuise is to winning the Olympic pole vault.”
Me again! Please leave a comment. How long does it take you to style your hair in the morning?