Are you working in company or a day job?
Here is a collection of office humor to ease the pressures and speed
up the nine- to-five clock.
Here is a collection of office humor to ease the pressures and speed
up the nine- to-five clock.1. To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
2. Say no , then negotiate
3- If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again… Then give up. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.~ W.C. Fields
4. If you don’t agree with me, it means you haven’t been listening. ! Sam Markewitch
7. Before you have an argument with your boss, take a good look at both sides—his side and the outside.
5. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
6. An honest executive is one who shares the credit with the man who did all the work.7. Before you have an argument with your boss, take a good look at both sides—his side and the outside.
9. The mark of a true educated man is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.
10. There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong11. If it’s difficult we do it immediately, if it’s impossible it takes longer.
12. Bless are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.~ Herbert Hoover13. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you place the blame.
14. AND NOW ONE FOR THE WRITERS:
Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
If you like to travel and love to read, come and enjoy my international romances. I will take you around the world through stories that simmer with emotion and sizzle with heat.
BABIES IN THE BARGAIN winner of 2009 Best Romance Novel at Preditors & Editors and winner of 2009 Best Contemporary Romance at Readers Favorite.
Rx FOR TRUST, winner of 2010 Best Contemporary Romance at Readers Favorite and 2011 EPICON.
http://www.monarisk.com/
18 comments:
Very, good. Mona. I taught in a private military boarding school, and we could have used every one of these quotes!
One of our favorites concerned one of the top guys: "He's so far behind, he thinks he's ahead."
I loved my job, but thank goodness I don't have to do it anymore.
Celia
Hi Mona,
I especially loved the sentiment that if something is impossible it takes a little longer. Seemed like my old office did impossible all the time, LOL.
Enjoyed the post.
Fun to have a nice laugh on a Friday morning...Thanks, Mona!
Ah, I've lived those quotes. Not missing the day job today. LOL!
Celia, I loved my old job too and was well appreciated but like Keena I don't miss it now. Writing is my new full time job and my passion.
Maggie, I related to these quotes. especially this one: Say no, then negotiate.
Judy, glad it made you start the day with a laugh.
Keena, enjoy the writing. If only we could be making a living out of it.
Hysterical, Mona. I love #6!
Hi Joanne, isn't that true!!!
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Great stuff Mona. I love the one about the boss doing something you said couldn't be done!
I wish I could travel and see the wonderful things you've seen!
Thanks for the laughter, Mona. My favorite is # 6, but good luck with that one.
Have a super weekend!
Mary, glad you enjoyed the quotes.
Carolyn, we miss you. Except on Facebook you are not often around.
LOL!! Great post, Mona! Thank you for the day brightener. I work in a sea of cubicles, so I could definitely relate. :-)
Hi Maeve, so it's still true. I left the day job, almost ten years ago and was wondering if things have changed.
Loved all of them!
Fun post, Mona. I recognize far too many people in those quotes. I, too, am glad i'm now my own boss.
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