It's the 8th of the month, and I'm sharing a classic Dave Barry on a woman's interest in a man's muscles or his sense of humor. Join me for a Saturday chuckle and please leave a comment for this informal poll: :)
"Puberty was a difficult time for me, but one day my mom, bless her heart, had a talk with me. She told me that girls were not interested only in looks--that the qualities that really mattered were brains and a sense of humor. That little talk was long ago, but it taught me an invaluable life lesson I have never forgotten: Moms lie when they have to. The truth is that---and I speak here as a trained humor professional--women are definitely more interested in muscles than a sense of humor. You will never hear a woman say: "I wish Brad Pitt would put his shirt back on and tell some jokes!"
It's me again. Do moms lie when they have to?