Joanne--Dave Barry and our fat free obsession

Short and sweet today, I'm sharing a Dave Barry Classic on our obsession with fat-free products. Enjoy a chuckle and please leave a comment! "We have become basically a nonfat nation. This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being "low-fat" or "fat-free." Americans are obsessed with fat content. DOCTOR: Mrs. Stoatbonker, you will die within hours unless you take this antibiotic. PATIENT: Is it fat-free? DOCTOR: I don't know. PATIENT: I'll just have a Diet Pepsi."