Thursday, November 15, 2012

A Roomba Saves A Marriage by Rolynn Anderson

Marriage-saving tactics.  I thank Josie Riviera for starting this conversation.  She talked about separate bathrooms as a boon to a good relationship.  I say that my Roomba, our tiny round vacuum cleaner, is one of the reasons I don’t grouse at my husband anymore.  

In our division (Ha!) of household labor, you see, my DH is “The Vacuumer.”  I say ‘Ha!” because I was lucky if my husband vacuumed once a month…and that took reminding, prompting, persuading…yes, even begging.  Part of the problem is MDB (Male Dirt Blindness).  Most men don’t seem to SEE dirt, much less worry about it. 

Desperate for a solution, we bought a Roomba several years ago for under $300 at Costco, gave him a name, Wall-e, put him on a timer, and set him to work.  The little guy, made by iRobot,, is smart enough to cover new ground to clean, hike himself onto area rugs, and stay away from stairs.  He scoops up a big handful of dirt every day in his hour-long tour around our house, returning on his own to his docking station to juice up for as many cleaning turns I want him to take during the rest of the day.

It’s true that Wall-e gets lost some days and he has a nasty habit of getting corralled between the legs of one of our coffee tables.  But for the most part, he does his job, goes ‘home’ and waits to work the next day.  No reminding, persuading, or begging necessary.

When Wall-e buzzes around our house every day, he makes me smile.  Why not?  He’s helped save our marriage.

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Terry Spear said...

That is too cute, Rolynn!

Maddy said...

Sounds like a great plot!

Mary Ricksen said...

I gotta get one!
Great sales to you!!

LisaRayns said...

MDB! LOL. You made my day. It's great to see you have another one out. How exciting - Congrats!

Rolynn Anderson said...

Mary, you gotta get a Roomba, just to have a little machine around that follows directions. Thanks for the congrats, Lisa. Terry and Maddie, you may be giving me an idea for a new plot! Thanks to all for responding.

Josie said...

You're very welcome about my beginning the topic on how to save a marriage. (Thank Dave Barry, too!) Yes, separate bathrooms work, and I've also had a Roomba for years.